Lyrics

Applesauce versus sour cream Applesauce or sour cream It's the choice you're gonna have to make Which to put on your potato cakes Applesauce versus sour cream Applesauce or sour cream Now, it's the choice you're gonna have to make Tell your mom to fry not bake Now, life has many decisions It moves in all directions This is just one, huge, enormous, big decision You have to make You have to make it Alright, listen up One has fruit and one has milk If you'rе lactose intolerant, take a pill Now, it's thе choice you're gonna have to make The grease is starting to coagulate The lawyer called, said everything is fine Potato contracts have been signed, yeah I think your heart just skipped a beat You can't wait for your greasy treat Now, life has many decisions It moves in all directions This is just one, huge, enormous, big decision You have to make You have to make it You must decide Da da da dum Da da da dum Da da da dum Dum da da da Da da da dum Da da da dum Da da da dum You have to make You have to make it