Party Crashers

Lyrics

Well it's a hot summer night About the middle of June I'm cooling out passing the time writing rhymes in my room Ready to flow y'all Feelin' nice I'm in a zone y'all As soon as I relax, I get a mysterious phone call I grab the phone with the quickness and add who is this? The Emp is in the place Ok now state your business Yo yo yo peep it My identity shall remain secret Somebody stole your mic with the intentions of tryin' to keep it I caught that on the low and I know exactly where the beef is A party around your way, in the club off the freeway Thanks for the quick tip Now I hang up the phone ready to rip Devise a plan that I can get my mic back from this nimwit Now as a rule I normally stay away from the clubs I've seen one too many slugs Wicked women and drugs Not to mention all of the fakes, whatever it takes to get my mic back (it's time to strike back) you know emperor don't like that But as an alternative to being lonely and bored I'll just call up Genghis Khan and the Mongolian horde Tell them to meet me at the club so we can all charge the door The first person to get my mic back will collect a reward (the size?) it's a surprise so yo' don't even ask All I know that somebody from head to toe is getting smashed We can't pay to get in cuz' bums don't carry cash Ladies and gentlemen I think we've got a party to crash Freedom fighters let your shotguns blast Don't sit around and watch the Glock run fast Friday night and you got no cash But it's alright we got a party to crash Freedom fighters let your shotguns blast Don't sit around and watch the Glock run fast Friday night, got to cash But it's alright we got a party to crash Start your engines, all melanin carrying descendants Lick three shots for third world independence Hip hop and ??? every ?? friends with The last, every party I crashed and left dented And you can check this Read my record label for the freshest When I show up at the club Don't even bother with the guest list We pull up to the club ready to shove (aight' what's next kid) Let's all charge the door the Emperor is ready to wreck this Bout' to have the nerve To blow a right curve ??? got served And kicked to the curb We finally in the club ready to release the words I see a room full of herbs ??? Not to mention the chairs, tables and checks My ??? record label execs ?? of the fan fair They can stand there (and watch me) At this point the juggernaut could not (even stop me) When A & R thought he got away (scot-free) Now he's on the ground crying out (oh no they shot me!) Industry rule 4081 An artist that's like this might just still pack a gun And just when you think you're in the party having fun The empire has got your entire label on the run Hook In the name of hip hop The most fly, most compassionate A black tire affair becomes a real bad accident When the songs done remember who fashioned the craft The party ain't official until I come crashing it We in here now Oh how I love the sound The Bacardi in your favourite club People getting down Scope out the DJ Push my way through the crowd Oh no My mic is still nowhere to be found From this day forth Even when I make it big When I'm not on tour or doing some kind of gig I'm crashing all parties until I catch up to the kid So you'll know better than to send a flyer to my crib Now Friday night is the time to make noise Have a few laughs and round up your boys All ladies within the sound of my voice Throw out and crash the party of your choice Indeed, not only do I lead an empire But I am a, party crasher for hire, retire Have a party I'll bet we'll get ya Holidays, weddings and Bar Mitzvahs