Lyrics

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... 1, 2, 3, 4! Leia's on the spaceship Facin' lots of hardship I'm on the farm tip Scoopin' up a cow chip A droid like a trash can Protocol gold man Said they got a message and They gotta find old Ben Look out Luke This isn't a fluke Ben met Han So we went to Alderaan In the Millennium Falcon But the whole planet's gone A man in big black mask The Death Star's on Darth Vader rules Like a Corleone space don Sneak around, light foot Leia's lookin' real good Obi got killed, put Plans in the droid, but We snuck out, got away Took a shot at the array Blew the damn thing away Hip hop hooray! Look out Luke You're hearing a spook Leia, Han, Chewbacca And C3PO are Running from the Empire I listen to Obi Wan Go to Dagobah Go see Yoda You do need a wise old man Who sounds just like Grover (Near... Faaaaaaar!) Get trained, get well Livin' in a stinkwell See the future, do tell Han says "I'll see you in Hell" Froze tight in carbonite Backfired the scam That Lando planned Meet your Dad and lose a hand Look out Luke Put up your duke Jabba's Cabaret The Lard Block Cafe Caught me takin' Han away A Monster in the desert Is lookin for a dessert I'm not a souffle I blew them all to Bombay Endor decor Trees, rocks, Ewoks Emperor said this, get pissed Fight or we'll persuade sis Terminate the new Star, Dad switched Han got the princess Twenty years of movies And they put us on VHS Look out Lucas Don't ever rebuke this Made a couple sequels Raves from all peoples Action figure heapfulls Fling like seagulls To the past we must forge So we put George Lucas back to work Because the weasel's makin' prequels! May the force be with you always