Lyrics

(1,2,3,4) I am driving in my car! And I'm going really far! Miles and miles all through the night! But now something isn't right! I look over at my wife! She is the love of my life! She's not reading anyway! All the time she makes me say! Turn off the God Damn Map light! MAP LIGHT! Turn off the God Damn Map light! MAP LIGHT! Turn off the God Damn Map light! MAP LIGHT! Turn off the God Damn Map light! MAP LIGHT! Now were stopping at the mall! Eighty stores, she shops them all! Boredom reigns to no avail! Because I'm a stupid male! Hours later, finally leave! Fate has something up it's sleeve! Car's dead in the parking lot! All becausе my wife forgot to Turn off the God Damn Map light! MAP LIGHT! Turn off the God Damn Map light! MAP LIGHT! Turn off thе God Damn Map light! MAP LIGHT! Turn off the God Damn Map light! MAP LIGHT! Are you done reading your magazine? Yes Then can you turn off the map light please? I'm looking for my cigarettes Fine… Find them? Yes So can you turn the map light off now? Well I'm trying to find a CD in my bag Uhh… Get it? Yeah, here it is Well once you put it on, turn off the map light I need to eat my side salad Uhhhh! I can't eat it in the dark, I'll get it on my blouse! Well after that can you turn off the map light please? Well after that I need to put on my make up Aah! Why didn't you do that before we left? Well you were in such a hurry to leave! Sigh… Well after THAT can you turn off the map light please? Well after that I want to read this article in the new issue of Cosmo Called "13 subtle signs that your husband might be a nagging, neurotic Obsessive-compulsive, anal-retentive control freak." RRRRAAAAHHHH!!!! Turn off the God Damn Map light! MAP LIGHT! Turn off the God Damn Map light! MAP LIGHT! Turn off the God Damn Map light! MAP LIGHT! Map light! MAP LIGHT! Map light! MAP LIGHT! MAP LIGHT!!! (Map light! Map light indeed. I likey the Map Light. It's a map, and it's a light. It's a purty map light!)