Lyrics

Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza Yada yada yada, Yada yada yada Yada yada yada, Yada yada yada Yada yada yada, Yada yada yada Yada yada yada, Yada yada yada Jerry: "Do you have a 'Hello Newman'? Well, sir, there is a lot more to a 'Hello Newman' than meets the eye. You don't just, you don't just say 'Hello Newman'." Well, now, allow me to explain About the four of New York urbane They mostly like to sit and complain Maybe it's because their life's so mundane Plain, inane, I said It's always about nothing, that is their refrain But still, Jerry, Kramer, George and Elaine Still got the crazy antics which will entertain Inside Jerry's cabinet, it does contain Frankenberry, Cheerios, Nutri-Grain Kramer's insane, George is lame (lame) Elaine ended the Soup Nazi's reign They once had a contest to see who'd maintain No gratification that they must abstain In the end Jerry did remain The master of his domain Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza Cosmo Kramer pays no fee Bustin' through the door, the man needs no key Eatin' all the food, so what is he? Pimp mack hero of the bourgeoisie! He's got a wooden statue of a Cherokee He'll make your likeness in macaroni And at Christmas time, you can plainly see He's got a Festivus pole, don't need no tree Jerry hears a knock, unfortunately Open the door, who could it be? Newman next door addressee Mailman big as a manatee George lies his way into catastrophe Said he worked for Vandalay Industries I asked Elaine if she'd get with me She said I wasn't sponge-worthy! Seinfeld: "First, you must open the door properly for Newman. You'll notice whenever I open the door for Newman is different from the way I open the door for everybody else. You want to get a wide swing, you want to open that door all the way, cause you want to REVEAL Newman, in all his Newman." You see George Costanza in his Yankee's cap He got caught in a shrinkage trap His balding head is his handicap Teased the Bubble Boy until he made him snap Jerry's stand up is tip top George's relationships always flop Elaine dances the Jackass Bop Cosmo Kramer's been known to say: "Erm...GIDDYUP!" Tweety Pez Dispenser made Elaine flip Eats a big salad with dressing drip Won't spare a square of T.P. to rip On her Christmas card I saw her nip! Come now to the restaurant see the clan Jerry Seinfeld is the man Boldly in the nightclub he will stand Like the S on the chest of Superman Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza Yada yada yada, Yada yada yada Yada yada yada, Yada yada yada... Seinfeld: "And also you want to give him the opportunity to take his little step that he always does, right? And then when he comes in and he looks at you and he waits! He waits for his 'Hello Newman'. And he looks at you with those beady little eyes, and you must think of all the evil in them. And you must say to him 'Hello Newman.'"