Lyrics

(4 measure intro) Willie: Now listen up! You tube-watchin' cartoon junkies! Ralph: Lisa is a clever girl, she's got heart and lots of brains Krusty: Bart is a troublemaker, giving teachers headache pains Apu: Marge is the perfect mother, making kids a yummy sammich Frink: Homer is a model father, but he has no brain to damage (Simpsons Theme plays) Homer: D'OH! Homer: Mmm… Donuts! (Simpsons Theme plays) Homer: D'OH! Homer: The what now? Smithers: Patti runs the DMV, and has nothing to do with men Dr. Nick: Selma is her twin sister, two walking carcinogens Moe: Grampa is cantankerous, his complaints are getting bigger C. B. Guy: Maggie is the silent type, she's the one who pulled the trigger (Simpsons Theme plays) Homer: D'OH! Barney: (*belch!*) (Simpsons Theme plays) Homer: D'OH! Maggie: (*suck, suck, suck, suck, suck*) Barney: Mr. Burns is Homer's boss and bleeds Springfield just like a sieve Krusty: Smithers is his right hand man, his lifestyle's alternative Frink: Flanders is the next-door neighbor, Okely-Dokely-Doo! Apu: Moe runs the local Tavern, he'll pour you another brew Smithers: Barney was a belching loser, filling up on different beers C. B. Guy: Milhouse looks just like that kid who used to be on "Wonder Years" Moe: Martin is the prissy type, no one loves him but his Ma Mr. Burns/Nelson: Nelson is the local bully, he's the one that says "Ha-Ha!" (Simpsons Theme plays) Homer: D'OH! Mr. Burns: Excellent! (Simpsons Theme plays) Homer: D'OH! Flanders: Hidely-Ho! Otto: Ms. Krabappel, fourth grade teacher, education is a farce Apu/Willie: Willie is the Scottish grounds man, he'll tell you to "Move your arse!" Krusty: Seymour Skinner loves his mother, perfect Norman Bates hotel Ralph: Reverend Lovejoy is the preacher, he says we'll all burn in Hell C. B. Guy: Chief Wiggum and his squad make Barney Feiff look like McBain Frink: Marvin Monroe cured neurosis with electrodes to the brain Dr. Nick: Otto is the school bus driver, no one knows just what he's on Smithers: Kwik-E-Mart's run by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (Simpsons Theme plays) Homer: D'OH! Dr. Nick: Hi everybody! (Simpsons Theme plays) Homer: D'OH! Apu: Thank you, come again! Mr. Burns: Mayor Quimby, politician, all your votes he will extort Smithers: Lionel Hutz, a bad attorney, he'll get you contempt of court Krusty: Kent Brockman reads the news with a crazy debonair Dr. Nick: Ralph's nosebleeds would stop if he kept his finger out of there C.B.Guy: Itchy is a cartoon mouse who has some violent tendencies Moe: Scratchy is his kitty victim, mashed him into cottage cheese Ralph: Krusty will get lots of laughs when he hits your head with a hammer Frink: Sideshow Bob's a psychopath who uses proper Kelsey grammar (Simpsons Theme plays) Homer: D'OH! Krusty: Hey Hey! Hu hu huh ha! (Simpsons Theme plays) Homer: D'OH! Sideshow Bob: Huh-uuh-uuh-uuh… Otto: Jimbo is a teenage punk, lots of pranks he will be plannin' Dr. Nick: Sideshow Mel got a concussion when he got shot from a cannon Mr. Burns: Dr. Hibbert, he will treat you, fix it up and make it nice Apu: Dr. Nick will do it quicker, at a bargain basement price Willie: Cletus is a slack-jawed yokel, farming dirt to feed his kin Krusty: Troy McClure, a washed up actor, you can see him starring in… Ralph: "Radioactive Man Versus Mutant Ninja Minks" Frink/C.B.Guy: "Mmm-hoy, moisen gayne and glaiven!" Those words are Professor Frink's Moe: Kodos is from outer space, shows up every Halloween Barney: Kang is her mutant brother, laughing over earth cuisine Smithers/B.Man: Bumblebee Man, "No es bueno!", his pain will go on forever Frink/C.B.Guy: Comic Book Guy heard this disc and said "…Worst …Album …Ever"! (Simpsons Theme plays) Barney, Moe, & Willie: 88 Lines About 44 Simpsons! (Finale of Simpsons Theme plays) Homer: D'OH! Nelson: Ha-Ha!