Lyrics

[introductory music] (Hurray!) [music] (England!) Everything is heading for a crisis The country's going broke but don't be blue (boop boop she boop) Remember friends, that all of us are English And when we're down, we look around, and this is what we do We ... panic (oooh), panic (aaagh), panic all over the place Panic (oooh), panic (aaagh), wipe that smile off your face Nothing is getting better, doesn't it make you sick It's like a bad dream, so have a good scream, and panic (aaagh) [music] (boo hoo) Yesterday you had to beg and borrow Today you only stand around and curse (groan drat darn) But you should all look forward to tomorrow It's not so late, just you wait, it's gonna get much worse So ... panic (oooh), panic (aaagh), panic all over the place Panic (oooh), panic (aaagh), wipe that smile off your face Nothing is getting better, doesn't it make you sick Throw your hands in the air, have a good swear, and panic All the great men of history (panic) did what they had to do (panic). What did Caesar do with Cleopatra (panic?) and Napoleon at Waterloo (panic!). Now presidents and prime ministers (panic) are rapidly learning how (panic). The leaders of today, show us the way, all together now Panic (oooh), panic (aaagh), panic all over the place Panic (oooh), panic (aaagh), wipe that smile off your face Nothing is getting better, doesn't it make you sick Holler and shout, let it all out and panic [Repeat Chorus again]