Lyrics

Christmas is coming Isn't it a laugh We haven't any money So let's all go daft Come along girls Come along boys We'll all get together Make a daft noise for Christmas Let 'em all stop Let 'em all stare Calling us crazy We don't care It's Christmas It's Christmas time, so Sing about love and sing about joy It's Christmas time, so Raise your hands and raise your voice It's Christmas time, so Come on, come on Make a daft noise for Christmas Christmas What if it's sad What if it's tough You'd like to buy a present But you haven't got enough for Christmas You might as well squeal You might as well shout Show 'em how you feel Let it all out for Christmas It's Christmas time, so You've got no crackers and you've got no toys It's Christmas time, so You've got no money so you've got no choice It's Christmas time, so Come on, come on, make a daft noise for Christmas Christmas Christmas comes but once a year And when it does, it's absolutely shocking T' Goodies are here with a daft idea To stuff a little cheer in your Christmas stocking [Spoken] All right, I want everyone to repeat everything after me (Everything after me!) That's not what I mean! (That's not what I mean!) Now you're just being silly! (Now you're just being silly!) Let's make a daft noise. (Let's make a daft noise.) Make a neigh (Neigh) Make a wheee (Wheee) Ooo ooo ooo (Ooo ooo ooo) Diddly diddly diddly (Diddly diddly diddly) [chicken clucking] (Chicken clucking) Blows raspberry (Blows raspberry) Clapping (clapping) Here comes a hard one! (Here comes a hard one!) [Tim Brooke-Taylor] Boing boing bukka chukka boing a boing ding a ling! (Boing boing bukka chukka boing a boing ding a ling!) Noo Nog! (Noo Nog!) Come along girls Come along boys We'll all get together Make a daft noise for Christmas (Boing boing bukka chukka boing a boing ding a ling! Boing boing bukka chukka boing a boing ding a ling!) Let 'em all stop Let 'em all stare Calling us crazy We don't care It's Christmas (Boing boing bukka chukka boing a boing ding a ling! Boing boing bukka chukka) It's Christmas time, so Sing about love and sing about joy It's Christmas time, so Raise your hands and raise your voice It's Christmas time, so Come on, come on Make a daft noise for Christmas Christmas Christmas time (repeated several times in overlapping harmonies until fade)