Lyrics

I met her at the kindergarten (Oh, woe, woe) Though I was less than two years old (Yeah, yeah, yeah) She taught me just what bliss is She gave me six wet kisses Until by Nanny we were told it's only Nappy love That's what I give to you It's nappy love (Yeah, yeah) Although we're only two I need you and I want you With all my nappy love My nappy love She is a queen in plastic panties (Ick panties) My baby daughter I adore (Tell me more) I knew I really pleasеd her That moment when I squeezеd her And she went wee, wee on the floor But it's just nappy love That's what they always say It's nappy love But it is here to stay I need you and I want you With all my nappy love Spoken: Oh, baby, I knew you were the one for me that day you climbed Into my cot; and gave me a big wet soggy rusk, right up my nose; Darling I'll share my teddy with you I'll share my patent dinky feeding bottle I'll even let you use my potty; so baby, hold me near And whisper in my ear Those words I'm longing to hear you say - gurgle, gurgle They say that we're too young to marry (Quite right too) We tell them just you wait and see We may be only two But we know what to do And very soon we could be three (You don't mean) Nappy love (Oh, that) Just like a safety pin now Nappy love (Does what) Holds our emotions in I need you and I want you With all my nappy love