Where’s Jerry Lewis?

Lyrics

Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man? (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Where's Jerry Lewis when no one gives a damn? And there's my man, up on the stage And with the children, about four in age They're crazy They're crippled, but they're lovely (And young!) And young, and wild, and lovely (And crippled) And crippled (And crippled) And it's a crime, they're lovely (And lovely) Where's Jerry Lewis, who's on the stage soon? ([?]) Who's coming up (Coppin' a feel from a crippled baboon!) I'll give my money to any baboon who's crazy enough to win my money And there's a cripple, so I give some more Oh, there's a fiver for you, son! I love you (I love you, too) You lovely crippled boy (Crippled) The lovely crippled boy (Crippled motherfucker) Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man come Labor Day each year? Where's th- Jerry Lewis? (Wheelchair blues) Where's Jerry Lewis? (Mmm, winner, you're a real winner) Where's Jerry Lewis?