Is It Right to Kiss the Boys (When You’re a Girl and Not a Boy?)

Lyrics

Is it right? Is it right To kiss the boys When you're a girl And not a boy? I don't think so Cuz I know so It ain't good It's better to be a man Dip your fingers in the sand See what you can figure out With your thumb up a rump Oh, baby boy You're an infant in my arms Charming rabbit slut boy Where did you come from? Was it England, or Tokyo? Oh, I can't remember, but... Is it right for you To kiss my bulge? Is it right for you to change my Big, uh, ripe lightbulb... lips? My swollen head is burning We're both learning How to have more fun than we could have With the girls I told you they were wrong before Get out of their arms Get into the man who's waiting for you With the charms of a god It's alright if he's a dirty old sod They're the best teachers Boys, get hard! I was- I have been hard since birth I'm available, beneath my skirt I'm really available Here's a dime, call me up Better yet, here's a quarter See ya later