Superheroes

Album cover art for "Superheroes" by The Firm (comedy)

The Firm (comedy) - Pop

Superheroes

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(One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four) (One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four) Superheroes, here we come A bunch of weirdos This sounds dumb! Superheroes, not Mickey Mouses How come you wear your underpants outside your trousers? Na-na-na-na-na (Na-na-na-na-na) They all wear super costumes Some of us have X-ray eyes They've got fantastic [?] There's even one that flies I undress in a telephone booth Got a secret identity But these guys don't drink, don't even smoke! Or go to the lavat'ry Superman, Spiderman, Superted, Supergran Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman! Hey, man, He-Man, who-man, Conan Five-four-three-two-one! Superheroes, so bright and jolly A bunch of weirdos What a [?] of wallys! Superheroes, we're fantastic (Huh, I mean) Amazing what they do these days with plastic Na-na-na-na-na (Na-na-na-na-na) There's [?] superstars And musclemen with swords [?] that says "Oh, I'm really bored!" Super brats ("Cannot be serious!") They all do as they please One even yodels And hangs around in trees Superman, Spiderman, Superted, Supergran Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman! Hey, man, He-Man, who-man, Conan Five-four-three-two-one Superheroes, so big and tough! A bunch of weirdos We gather [?] Superheroes, we're so exciting (Yeah! but) All you ever think about is fighting (One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four) (One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four) (Na-na-na-na-na) Na-na-na-na-na Superman's problem is Kryptonite Not ladders in his brand new tights Robin's world would fall apart If the Batmobile refused to start If superheroes weren't so super Where would we be? We'd be stuck with heroes Just like you and me Goofy, Pluto, Desperate Dan, Sylvester [?] Pussy Batman! Popeye, Olive, here we come Five-four-three-two-one Super-weirdos We're everywhere Not superheroes But we don't care Super-weirdos We're Mickey Mouses At least we wear our underpants inside our trousers Superheroes, here we come A bunch of weirdos This sounds dumb! Superheroes, made in factories (Oh, ten pounds ninety-nine) Not including VAT [?] Superheroes, here we come A bunch of weirdos This sounds dumb! [Fadeout]

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Credits

Writers
  • John O’Connor
  • Grahame Lister