Heavy Metal Robot

Lyrics

[?] I'm cybernetic I always get athletic When my sensors get to set to "funky beat" But I'm uncoordinated 'Cause my program's [?] outdated And I cannot time the movement of my feet My left goes right, my right goes left My body turns around My arms rotate, my legs gyrate I end up falling down I'm a heavy metal robot I want a funny haircut I want to play the guitar I want to be a rock star If you want street cred You've got to learn to bang your head And be a heavy metal robot All me mates are on a diet And I think I'd like to try it But they take the Metal Mickey out of me I tried to lose weight from me hips By cutting down on silicon chips And just the one expansion module in me tea In my headband and my tight blue jeans I really look the part Computer-aided Rock 'n' Roll It's great, but is it art? I'm a heavy metal robot I want a funny haircut I want to play the guitar I want to be a rock star If you want street cred You've got to learn to bang your head And be a heavy metal robot An agent from a traveling interplanetary show said "Why don't you form a rock band of your own?" But R2-D2 said "no way!" Robocop said "nah!" I tried to reach E.T., but he's always on the phone So I got shoved with The Firm And when it was my turn They put me mixed with 20ft high green monster The kids averse to static I defaulted to automatic I played like Eddie Van Halen... only faster! Now I'm a heavy metal robot I got a funny haircut Now I can play the guitar Now I'm a rock star I've got street cred 'Cause I can bang me head 'Cause I'm a a heavy metal robot Three, four!