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Nice haircut, nice clothes, nice face, nice video Nice recording, nice sleeve, nice act, nice interview Nice manager, nice band, nice image, nice trend Nice! It's all so very nice! Listen, I've seen the next future rock'n'roll The rumour goes there's even music involved Well, I'm not into music, I'm into business All I need to know is how trendy it is And what the name of the trend is Chorus Trashrock? Cowpunk? Fuckabilly? Psychopeelia? Artcore? Garage rock? White soul? Red blues? Papmusic? Pazzjunk? What's in a name anyway When it's not cash and carry they call it pokkeherrie Well, this is pokkeherrie For that's what we want: pokkeherrie! Quote "So, this is music" said the man in the suit "But we understand profits, we know it's no use Why don't you go away and write commercial songs And come back in three years, that shouldn't be too long" Unquote Chorus Trashrock? Cowpunk? Fuckabilly? Psychopeelia? Artcore? Garage rock? White soul? Red blues? Papmusic? Pazzjunk? Pokkeherrie! But if you're into the game try again Here's the Dutch grand prix of pop music 15 minutes of fame, 15 minutes waste of time And maybe even three minutes airplay Or this week's music mag's profile page It's all the rage, open the cage: asshole goes to Hilversum! The intent of the event is not investment in talent or integrity But the hype of hope, cheap exposure and publicity Years of arrogant ignorance disguised as care and concern Well, maybe it's a start But is it from the head or from the heart And even when it's real, what does one really feel Besides the emotion of some record deal As a major company's confidence depends on the extend of the sales Just wait till they fail "Say, what's the time and what was the name of your band? Already that late? Sorry mate, you see, wrong trend Still, if there's anything else we can do We'd sure like to help but don't call us, we'll call you"