Lyrics

Handsome clothes will suit you fine Here's the new collection of our latest designs Tasteful uniforms to hide in the shrubs Shiny steel helmets and automatic guns And for afterwards an artificial face Moustache made of crocodile to keep it in place Heavy duty make up for her black and blue eyes Brotherhood shows where her real beauty lies A golden Swiss stopwatch her housekeeping friend A self-cleaning apron to give her a hand Computerized brains, trade union design A Walkman playing muzak all the time Rubber gloves with matching overalls Against the radiation when the fallout rain falls Colourful shirts with sunwheel design Swastika armbands to make them walk in line Pigskin blinkers for their shaved white heads Patriotic stilettos and black steel caps Our coloured friends got our special care We really try to help 'em so we treat them fair White shoes, white socks, white three piece suits White hats and white masks to cover their roots Coloured triangles to stick on their clothes And handmade handcuffs for who resist the most A pink straitjacket with nice black cap to To hide their ugly heads and stop 'em talking commie crap We decide what the future will bring And gold, furs and diamonds are old-fashioned things We buy pacific islands where we hide with the loot We're so rich we can walk around nude For our real men For our devoted women For our workers For our boys For our coloured friends For our unemployed There's a naked truth Left on the shelves From top to bottom Here's to ourselves A naked truth Left on the shelves From top to bottom Here's to ourselves