Lyrics

I can be a calculator when you count on me But would I be a carpet when you walk all over me? Suppose you were a carpenter and you saw me standing there You could call me lots of names, but really I don't care I write hero with a Z, maybe I"m not brave, but am I hold in leash? I am not your slave Cause I'm like an escalator - I can take you higher Also, I can bring you down, in step with my desire I could be so happy in the land of the free Now if I were a dog, and you were a tree See how we're getting along in the land of the free Someone should better warn you bout the way it will be Is it heresy, is it hearsay? I read it somewhere, too I can be anything that I would wanna be And it's true, that's not gonna be you I could be so happy in the land of the free Now if I were a dog, and you were a tree How I'm walking along in the land ofthefree Making my way from A to Z And if I'm a dog, and you are a tree, you can count on me When I'm on all fours, you make me wanna pee Oh, I could be so happy