A People’s History of the Ironic Haircut

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These beliefs don't get better with age Those prophets had such high hopes Now they're spinning in their grave What a sad stretch of years Watching time go by Soaking the message up with rhetoric Making heroes out of hypocrites Are you surprised? They drained the venom from the snake And put the lion in the cage and said goodnight It's bedtime but the sleep we're getting Just ain't right All my beliefs on a ringtone Captured perfectly No chance for fresh air 'till they make it digitally If they're with them then I'm with them That's my part I'll take their niacin their vitamins with their kool aid Whatever they want I had ideas of my own but that was so long ago That I forgot They're in there somewhere But I don't see them ever getting out Gimme a head with hair Long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen Teamwork, good grades, homework, sports!