Lyrics

Stand in line for the offering You just can't beat the price Say c'est la vie to the sky high fees Say hello to paradise I'm in the bargain bin And I can not decide Between the shrink wrapped shit Or the sweat shop skid I'll bring a pallet jack next time Down where the waters rushing They're wishing for a slice Of a day without waves crashing in Of pestilence and flies They don't know the pain you're in They don't know sacrifice Of kickoffs missed for grocery lists Keeps us from thinking We'rе all born to die But I was born to buy I want on my grave In bold britannic type Hе bargained and he haggled til the very day he died He never bent or caved He never paid full price He didn't need Valhalla He found hot dog heaven Right here in the aisles You were born to sweat in peace I was born to buy You were born to fill my feed I was born to buy