Lyrics

(Ein, zwei, ein, zwei, drei, vier) All I want is a trailer of my own And a color TV I'll even settle for a rotary telephone And a gap-tooth Betty just for me And I pray to my white trash Christ every night Yeah, I pray to my white trash Christ I kneel at the altar with the Christmas tree lights That I make for my white trash Christ Ein, zwei, drei, vier My cross tattoo tells me that I'm not alone And the one around my neck shows how my faith has grown I saw two like 'em in Liz Taylor's ears Bought two for me down at my local Sears And I pray to my white trash Christ every night Yeah, I pray to my white trash Christ I kneel at the altar with the Christmas tree lights That I make for my white trash Christ Ein, zwei, drei, vier On an altar of empty beer cans I pay tribute to my white trash Christ And I'll honor him with a plastic crucifix That glows into the night And someday if I'm worthy I'll stumble into the neon lights I sit down at the table with my white trash White trash White trash White trash White White White White White trash White trash