Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Lyrics

Who's that knocking on my door? Who's that knocking on my door? Who's that knocking on my door? Asked the young fair maiden It's me and my crew, we're here for a screw Said Barnacle Bill the sailor It's me and my crew, we're here for a screw Said Barnacle Bill the sailor What's that hanging 'tween your legs? What's that hanging 'tween your legs? What's that hanging 'tween your legs? Asked the young fair maiden It's a pole to ram your hole Said Barnacle Bill the sailor It's a pole to ram your hole Said Barnacle Bill the sailor Will you take me to the dance? Will you take me to the dance? Will you take me to the dance? Asked the young fair maiden To Hell with the dance now roll down your pants Said Barnacle Bill the sailor To Hell with the dance now roll down your pants Said Barnacle Bill the sailor What if Mom and Pa come home? What if Mom and Pa come home? What if Mom and Pa come home? Asked the young fair maiden We'll rape your ma and kill your pa Said Barnacle Bill the sailor We'll rape your ma and kill your pa Said Barnacle Bill the sailor What if we get the electric chair? What if we get the electric chair? What if we get the electric chair? Asked the young fair maiden We'll cut out of court and blow it apart Said Barnacle Bill the sailor We'll cut out of court and blow it apart Said Barnacle Bill the sailor It's me and my crew, we're here for a screw Said Barnacle Bill the sailor It's a pole to ram your hole Said Barnacle Bill the sailor To Hell with the dance now roll down your pants Said Barnacle Bill the sailor We'll rape your ma and kill your pa Said Barnacle Bill the sailor We'll cut out of court and blow it apart Said Barnacle Bill the sailor It's me and my crew, we're here for a screw Said Barnacle Bill the sailor