Keep The Grubs Out

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm the head of security at this establishment, sir And what I say goes And I'll have you know, mate That people with your disgusting haircut Are not welcome on these premises We have a responsibility here for our patrons And we cannot risk their safety around vermin like you [Chorus] Keep the grubs out Keep the grubs out Keep the grubs out Keep the grubs out [Verse 2] I'm the manager at this venue, sir, M-A-N-A-G-E-R And I've worked my arse off to ensure That my venue is the best venue in this small, pathetic town And I certainly don't need scum like you ruining that for me We've recently changed our house policy, mate It now states that anyone with a mullet Is a thieving, violent, volatile thug We have a responsibility for our patrons here We don't want anyone to get hurt [Chorus] Keep the grubs out Keep the grubs out Keep the grubs out Keep the grubs out [Outro] We appreciate your understanding, sir Feel free to come back when you get a haircut