Mum Stole My Darts

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mum stole my darts I left 'em in her car She smoked the whole pack And won't pay me back Dad stole me buds I know he took some He took the biggest nug He's taxed his own son [Chorus] Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi [Verse 2] My Nan stole my car She drove it real far She crashed into a tree And then she stole my keys The cops stole my drinks They poured 'em down the sink I went and bought some more And I threw up on the floor [Chorus] Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi [Verse 3] Mum stole my darts She kicked me up the ass She drained my goon sack And won't pay me back [Chorus] Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi