Mini-Correct

Lyrics

[Paul Heaton] They say always use a condom I say always use a whip They say be careful where you come at night I just shoot straight from the hip When it comes to love's great fountain I won't just take a sip I'll swallow and I'll gulp Until the fountain makes me sick [Jacqui Abbott] So it's me left with the baby and disease [Paul Heaton] You can't say you didn't want it on your hands and on your knees [Jacqui Abbott] You made me feel so special [Paul Heaton] Well, you were especially good I'm sorry that you misunderstood These neatly folded corduroys hide rubber underneath But the only rubber you have worn is that useless rubber sheath I won't have what I've got for you stolen by no thief 'Cause the safest sex I've ever had was hanging from a tree [Jacqui Abbott] So you've left me for another pretty face [Paul Heaton] That's not true, I left you for one half the human race [Jacqui Abbott] Now I'm by myself [Paul Heaton] A woman who knows her place It's not so much the chase It's the race They say treat her like a lady and she'll treat you like her jewels They say cruel to be kind, I just say cruel to be cruel They say only marry once, I say only marry fools They wouldn't've made the cane if you weren't meant to break the rules [Jacqui Abbott] Have you told them that you'll hurt them then be gone? [Paul Heaton] I've told them that I'll hurt them if that really turns them on [Jacqui Abbott] You left a bitter scar [Paul Heaton] I tied those ropes too tight I'll tie them loose for you tonight Tonight Tonight [Outro - Heaton] When I said that I loved you, I meant mini-correct When I said I'd never leave you, I was mini-correct A ring around your finger, a chain around the neck That was major correct