Perfect 10

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Paul Heaton] She's a perfect ten, but she wears a twelve Baby, keep a little two for me She could be sweet sixteen, bustin' out at the seams It's still love in the first degree [Verse 2: Jacqui Abbott] When he's at my gate, with a big fat eight You wanna see the smile on my face And even at my door, with a poor poor four There ain't no man can replace [Chorus: Both] 'Cause we love our love in different sizes I love her body, especially the lies Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes Promise me this, take me tonight [Verse 3: Jacqui Abbott] If he's extra large, well I'm in charge I can work this thing on top If he's XXL, well what the hell Every penny don't fit the slot [Verse 4: Paul Heaton] Ah, the anorexic chicks, the model six They don't hold no weight with me Well, eight or nine, well that's just fine But I like to hold something I can see [Chorus: Both] 'Cause we love our love in different sizes I love her body, especially the lies Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes Promise me this, take me tonight [Verse 5: Paul Heaton] I've bought a watch to time your beauty But I've had to fit a second hand [Jacqui Abbott] I've bought a calendar, and every month Is taken up by lover man [Chorus: Both] Cause we love our love in different sizes I love her body, especially the lies Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes Promise me this, take me tonight [Chorus: Both] Cause we love our love in different sizes I love her body, especially the lies Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes Promise me this, take me tonight