36D

Lyrics

[Intro] [Verse 1: Dave Hemingway] Close your legs, open your mind Leave those compliments well behind Dig a little deeper into yourself And you may find Come over here, just sit right down Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown I hear you've turned our young men Into dribbling clowns [Chorus: Paul Heaton, Hemingway, Hemingway & Heaton] (36D!) So what? (D!) So what? Is that all that you've got? (36D!) So what? (D!) So what? Is that all that you've got? [Verse 2: Hemingway] Make their day and go ahead Remove your clothes, lie on their bed Just a last-gasp chance or an outside bet To the easily led And before you do just what you do Here's one thought for you to chew: The men who run the business that you sell? They screw you too [Chorus: Heaton, Hemingway, Hemingway & Heaton] (36D!) So what? (D!) So what? Is that all that you've got? (36D!) So what? (D!) So what? Is that all that you've got? [Bridge: Hemingway] You're just another 365 night stand But you're so handy, you're so handy You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land But you're so handy, you're so handy [Verse 3: Hemingway] Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Iain's, you're Paul's Your body's thought of fondly in the rugby mauls But you want more Your name is always mentioned in the jokes we crack Your Coach and Horses and your Woolpacks Your poses turn the passive into maniacs But you want more [Chorus: Heaton, Hemingway, Hemingway & Heaton] (36D!) So what? (D!) So what? Is that all that you've got? (36D!) So what? (D!) So what? Is that all that you've got? [Chorus: Heaton, Hemingway, Hemingway & Heaton] (36D!) So what? (D!) So what? Is that all that you've got? (36D!) So what? (D!) So what? Is that all that you've got? [Instrumental] [Outro: Heaton, Hemingway] (36D!) So what, so what? (36D!) So what, so what? (36D!) So what, so what? (36D!) So what? He was trying to save his job (36D!) (36D!) He was trying to save his job!