Beards Across Australia Unite

Lyrics

Beards across Australia unite Beards across Australia unite Beards across Australia unite C'mon, Beards across Australia unite, tonight Beards across Australia unite, woah yeah Beards across Australia unite, tonight If your boss tells you you have to shave Be brave If you lose your job because your beards too long Be strong If you can't afford rent because you got fired Retire And if you can't retire because you're not old enough Join us Because we've been an underclass for far too long It's time to act The time is now Its time to be strong It starts with you It starts with me It starts tonight Beards across Australia unite If your girlfriend says you can't grow no more Ignore If you woman says to keep it neat Then cheat If your wife tells you it's got to go Say no And if she asks you with any more force Divorce Because we've been an underclass for far too long It's time to act The time is now Its time to be strong It starts with you It starts with me It starts tonight Beards across Australia unite Beards across Australia unite Sing it Beards across Australia unite, tonight Beards across Australia Beards across Australia, oh yeah Beards across Australia unite Ooooh, if you can't get a loan If you can't get laid If people think you're homeless If girls think you're a rapist If you can't get into clubs If you get hassled at the airport Stand strong Stand proud And stand united Beards across Australia, oh yeah Beards across Australia, beards Beards across Australia unite Ooooohhhh-ite Beards!