Baby’s Got A Beard

Lyrics

You can keep your women With the big beautiful titties I don't need nice legs 'cause I'm not that picky A gorgeous smile Is something I can take or leave I don't even want personality There's only one thing that I need, yeah My baby's got a beard My baby's got a big bushy beard My baby's got a beard She don't shave And I wouldn't want it any other way She'd got a nice arse And her parents are loaded She'd a demon in the sack But I barely even notice She always cooks me dinner But she needn't go to the trouble Because the only reason that I stick around Is 'cause she's got so much stubble, yeah My baby's got a beard My baby's got a big bushy beard My baby's got a beard She don't shave And I wouldn't want it any other way My baby's got a beard All my friends think that its festy My baby's got a beard It's a bit like Jason Gillespie's I met him once at the supermarket I got his autograph But my favourite Australian fast-bowler Would have to be Glenn McGrath And my baby's got a beard My baby's got a big bushy beard My baby's got a beard Oh, she don't shave And I wouldn't want it any other way You can keep your women With the big beautiful titties I don't need nice legs 'Cause I'm not that picky My baby's got a beard And that's all that I need And if she ever shaves it off I'll definitely leave, yeah Beards