Lyrics

Welcome into the place Where the stars of yesterday roam We all know where their future lies In the Golden Oldie Folks Home Now you take Roger Daltry, the wildest one of all He sits there in the corner, of the dining hall His prostate is a problem, but that just isn't all He's deaf, dim and senile... now he's completely bald! I get all the peoplе down (talkin' bout his operation) Thought I wasn't comin' down (after his big operation) Thеy must be silly it doesn't fail (?) They thought the will was ? (but all he had was constipation) My operation... my operation hurts me Why don't you just hide away (talkin bout his operation) That's what my relations say (talkin bout his operation) My operation... My operation hurts me You've got that worried look upon your face You need a bedpan, so do I-I I lost my marbles yesterday Cause Frankie Ifield came to stay... g'day! I can't remember whoooo Lent me 20 quid now, was it you? A few minutes ago For goodness sake I got the hip replacement shake Oh I got the shakes Ow! The hip replacement shake Well I shook it to the left, I shook it to the right My hip came out the socket and it rolled on out of sight! Oh baby! Where's my Zimmer frame baby? Well, it's such a drag Oh, the hip replacement shake The implications, and applications That I put up with every night and every day They say that 'round the old folks' home I am a menace When I first came here I still played lots of tennis But now it seems to me the trouble with ?? is The damned arthritis won't go away So please don't mention, I pull a pension I want the world to think that I'm still 23 So goodbye to life on the road And the things it's done to my bowels Cause I've been given my own room A bar of soap and a towel Now I can travel for free on the bus Get ten percent off the ? Well I've finally found where my future lies In the Golden Oldie Folks Home I know all there is to know about my Zimmer frame