Little White Bum

Lyrics

{Verse One] Once upon a time I had a little white bum Underneath my shorts there was a little white bum (Little white bum) Then one day while having a bath My mommy said to me Why don't I put you in a contest So the folks can see I was the odd one out 'cause of my little white bum I felt so embarrassed of my little white bum On first viewing everyone agreed Yes my little bum Is a nice little bum It's a round little bum A sticking out little bum It's a small little bum It's my little bum The best around [Verse Two] Everywhere I went they saw my little white bum (Little white bum) I felt so embarrassed of my little white bum (Little white bum) I tried crawling backwards I was mad and full of scorn But like a fool I backed into a bush So full of thorns Now I've got six plasters on my little white bum (Little white bum) I hope it all turns out right in the end If I lay in the sun With my white little bum It might suddenly become A pink little bum And then end up a tanned little bum Like all my friends [Bridge] It was the day of the contest All the mums were there Showing off their little pride and joys There we were all laying All the bums were there You couldn't here the judge above the noise Mums pushed their prams to the sounds of the great 'Olé' (Olé) The judge walking past as we on our tummies lay He saw... Little bums Baggy bums Cheeky bums And twin bums BOOM BOOM Get down, Basil And who do you think he chose? [Verse Three] There at the end of the line he saw my little white bum (Little white bum) He made a closer study of my little white bum (Little white bum) Crawling round the judge's table With my bum up high I must admit it looked attractive Pointing at the sky The sun came through the dark old clouds and shone on my bum (Shone on my bum) He chose me and everyone they smiled He said to me mum Your nice little son Has a nice little bum And I'm glad that he's won And then he pinned a rosette to me bum And then I cried [Outro] So if you've got a little bum And it's a white little bum It's ten to one A star you'll become A prize. Back. Side