Spider Love!

Lyrics

I'm afraid of spiders, I'm afraid of love But most of all, I'm afraid of spider love Eight legs is plenty but sixteen is too many And if they lay a thousand eggs, then that's a thousand babies Then their one thousand babies will have eight thousand legs And that's seventy nine hundred ninety two more legs than I could ever see myself being comfortable with No! That's just too many spider legs for me And I don't know if spiders have toes but if they do That's five per leg so say the answer is no! Last night I awoke in a sweat Heart poundin' in my chest from yet another nightmare Felt trapped like a baby in a high chair at night time My mind just doesn't like to play fair I was dreaming of my one true fear Two spiders on a date and it felt like I was right there Eight eyes looking into eight eyes Flirting over plates of deep-fried flies Then another spider who was dressed up as a waiter Had a tiny little bow tie came up walking to their table Offered up a menu and the menu had desserts She really wanted something but her fella answered first He said "Oh, we couldn't, the flies were plenty" Shook the waiter's hand and he slipped him a twenty She looked angry 'til the jig was up Until the waiter handed her a big gold cup It was her favorite fudge-covered aphids At the bottom of the cup were eight fancy bracelets It was their spider anniversary And I'm scared of spider love so that was even worse for me I'm afraid of spiders, I'm afraid of love But most of all, I'm afraid of spider love Eight legs is plenty but sixteen is too many And if they lay a thousand eggs, then that's a thousand babies Then their one thousand babies will have eight thousand legs And that's seventy nine hundred ninety two more legs than I could ever see myself being comfortable with No! That's just too many spider legs for me And I don't know if spiders have toes but if they do That's five per leg so say the answer is no! L-O-V-E, who's these spiders sitting next to me? I'm gettin' twitchy, it's getting iffy Is there one on my back? I'm getting itchy L-O-V-E, who's these spiders sitting next to me? I'm gettin' twitchy, it's getting iffy Is there one on my back? I'm getting itchy L-O-V-E, who's these spiders sitting next to me? I'm gettin' twitchy, it's getting iffy Is there one on my back? I'm getting itchy