Roofus the Doofus!

Lyrics

I was driving into town Them cats and dogs were coming down On the highway by the 'burbs I seen somebody, he was surfing the curbs He was Roofus the Doofus He's a fingle fangled goofus Don't get confused with the Bloopus 'Cuz that's the magic troll! (That's the magic troll) One fateful night after dark We was running through the park When a light from outer space It took old Roofus off this place He was Roofus the Doofus He ain't no modern day Confucius He lost his heart in Massachusetts And now he's living in a UFO