Lyrics

Dracula, I'm coming to your castle! I'm gonna slay you, say your prayers, I'm on my way I'm Trevor Belmont! (I just pooped my pants) (I just pooped my pants, that's why I walk like that; cause I'm poopin') The vampire killa, straight ril dilla Stomping around like my name's Godzilla Filling up on hearts, chill like vanilla Got weapons out the wazoo; ain't nobody illa Trevor Belmont, the first Belmont ever Who the fuck is Simon? Don't get clever Whip crack, bitch slack to your mug, for ril And if you think I probably won't, you can bet that I will And I'm going down to Castlevania I'm gonna bury you once and for all Going down to Castlevania Gonna walk down stairs, hope I don't- (Fuck) Tick tock, rocking 'round the clock Knock, knock (Who's there?) Trevor Belmont's cock (Haha!) Fuck you, Medusa Head, fuck you Between you and the stairs, I'm fuckin' totally screwed Not to mention all the turkey that I find in the walls That I keep eating; all the ladies say "Trevor's got balls" Damn, skippy, I'm a hippie specializing in war You want more? Come and get it, man, fuck the score I will never quit Infinite continues I don't give a shit Taste my whip You motherfuckers, have a crucifix I'll throw it within you Who the fuck is this? What a prick And now he wants to join my party (I guess I'll let him, what the fuck, whatever) Grant Danasty, yo, I'm stealing your jewels Ghost pirate, got variety; I'm breaking the rules Wall riding, sky climbing, I'm the king of this game You ain't got shit on me; I put Spidey to shame I move twice as fast, I got twice the guard And all the bitches know I fuck twice as hard Good thing my blades don't discriminate (I'm done playing around, now accept your fate) I will never quit (Go and eat a dick) Infinite continues (Get over here, I'll stab you) I don't give a shit (Trevor bringin' it) Taste my whip (Like you don't even fuckin' know) You motherfuckers Have a crucifix (From my bag of tricks) I'll throw it within you (That's why they call me nasty) You're looking like an imp (Time to take a piss) I'm so ripped (Dracula won't even see my dagger coming) And now we're gonna crash this party Yeah! (Woo!) Yeah! (Woo!) Yeah! (Woo!) Don't you know I'm Trever Belmont? (I'll kill you) I've got a whip, I've got my crucifix I could use some Taco Belmont (I'm hungry) I'm sick of turkey, I need tacos, bitch I'm a vampire hunter Brought to life by thunder Why is that, I wonder? I just go with the flow (I don't even know) I know lots of magic (Woo!) Not the kind with rabbits (Aw...) If I see a vampire I will stab it (Are you a chick? Cause you look like you might have a scro-) I'm a female, you asshole Dark Metamorphosis I'm Alucard I'm Alucard, bitches I'm Alucard (I'm Alucard) I'm Alucard Bitches don't know 'bout my vampire tricks My balls are on fire, bitch, I get my fix Don't be actin' all jealous cause I pwn your shit You trying to be the man, bitch? I'm straight doing it Flying through levels, dishevelin' and revelin' The devil in the flesh, but I, I'm straight rebellin' Yelling irrelevant spells just for the hell of it I will Kill you You will die now Farewell (Hahahahaha) I'm Alucard (I'm Alucard) I'm Alucard, bitches (You would) It's going down (It's going down) It's going down (It's going down) It's going down I will kill your face Yes, I will put you in your place I'm gonna kill you all, you will fall, I will kill you (You are such a motherfucker) I will save the day And I will make this go away Check out my awesome skills, I will fill all these hearts up Don't you know about the Belmonts? I'm guessing you don't I'm gonna dump my fucking Holy Water down your throat Now it's time for me to vanish Haré esto en Espanish Now it's time to rock your fuckin' socks (Check my transition) Castlevania! Check me out, I whip all these candles Trevor Belmont! You motherfuckers know you can't handle this I'm not fucking around Spin your head around and putting you in the ground Send you back into hell Nobody's gonna live long enough to tell Dracula's curse will be lifted completely Send me your worst, you will never defeat me cause I'm the man! (Yes I am) You ain't got nothin', I ain't bluffin' I'm the man! (...The fuck?) You're going down, you sock monkey You bloody blood junkie I took out your demons and monsters and all your flunkies I already fought my shadow; shit, you gotta be kidding me I'm the Death killer and I'm in your vicinity Listen to me! Just because I've got some bad knees Don't believe you'll even succeed, I got Holy Water III Now I'm jumpin' and I'm swingin' and I'm almost there (Motherfucker) Trevor Belmont! What the hell do you vant? Fear me! Most sincerely! Die monster! GTFO! Kick, check out my whip I won't miss, I've got you figured out Now I know without doubt I'll win this I'll hit you so hard I'll hit the back of your face Make haste and waste you Erase you Hate you with all my hate, eradicate you Dig you eight graves Saving the day And paving the way for making every single day great Taking your face places; grazing away I ain't here to play games, fucker I will kill you with my holy water (Should have used the axes, Trevor) I am gonna whip you so hard your mom will feel it Yeah! I'll fight you and I'll win! My bloodline'll carry on and we'll f- (Fuckin' cheater!)