Lyrics

Dracula I'm comin' to your castle I'monna slay ya. Say ya prayers: I'm on my way I'm Trevor Belmont The vampire killa, straight ril dilla Stompin' around like my name's Godzilla Fillin' up on hearts, gonna eat my dinner Got weapons up the wazoo, ain't nobody illa Name's Trevor: best Belmont ever Who the fuck is Simon? Don't get clever Whip crack, bitch smack to ya mug for ril, and if you Think I probably won't you can bet I will an' I'm Goin' down to Castlevania I'monna bury you once and for all Goin' down to Castlevania Gonna walk down stairs hope I don't... (Fuck!) Tick tock, rockin' around the block Knock knock (Who's there?) Trevor Belmont's clock. (ha ha) Nonstop w/ the Medusa Heads: Between you and the stairs, I'm totally dead Now I gotta get me some of that wall mеat Bacteria ain't gonna stall me (Oh no!) Oh no, someonе get me a nurse What a horrible night to have a curse. (Here we go now.) I will never quit. Infinite continues I don't give a shit. Taste my whip, you motherfuckers Have a crucifix. I'll throw it within you Who the fuck is this? What a prick! And now he wants to join my party? I guess I'll let him what the fuck whatever Grant DaNasty, yo, I'm stealin' your jewels Ghost pirate, got variety I'm breaking the rules Wall ridin', sky climbin' I'm the king of this game You ain't got shit on me I put Spidey to shame I move twice as fast; I've got twice the guard I've got pipe that lasts. (...and it's twice as hard.) Good thing my blades don't discriminate I'm done playin' around, now accept yer fate I will never quit. (Go and eat a dick) Infinite (Get over here I'll stab you) continues I don't give a shit. (Trevor bringin' it) Taste my whip. (Like you don't even fuckin' know) You motherfuckers! Have a crucifix. (From my bag of tricks) I'll throw it (That's why they call me nasty) within you You lookin' like an' imp. (Time to take a piss.) I'm so ripped (Dracula won't even see my dagger comin'...) ...and now we're gonna crash this party! Don't you know I'm Trevor Belmont? (He'll kill you.) I've got a whip, I've got my crucifix I could use some Taco Belmont, (He's hungry.) I'm sick of wall meat, I need tacos, bitch! I'm a vampire hunter, brought to life by thunder Why is that, I wonder? I just go with the flow (I don't even know) I know lots of magic, (Wooo!) not the kind with rabbits. (Awww.) If I see a vampire, I will stab it Let's make a break for it this guy is out of control I'm a female, you asshole Dark metamorphosis! I'm Alucard I'm Alucard Bitches (Awoooo~ x3) My mother never said such a thing! I'm Alucard (I'm Alucard) I'm Alucard Bitches don't know about my vampire tricks I've come to put an end to this I don't play fool, I get through it You try to stay cool, I straight do it Flyin' through levels, dishevelin' and revelin' A devil in the flesh, but I, I'm straight rebellin' Yellin' irrelevant spells just for the hell of it I will Kill you You will Die now Farewell ha ha ha ha ha I'm Alucard (I'm Alucard) I'm Alucard Bitches (You would.) (It's going down x5) I will kill your face. Yes I will put you in your place I'm gonna kill you all. You will fall Down this staircase (How u like it motherfucker?!) I will save the day, and I will make this go away I'm gonna hit you all in the balls With this "air mace" (motherfucker) Don't you know about the Belmonts? I'm guessin' ya don't I'm gonna dump my fuckin' holy water down ya throat Now it's time for you to vanish. Haré esto en Espanish Now, it's time to rock ya fuckin' socks Check my transition: Castlevania, that's the name of Dracula's castle Castlevania, whips are gonna crack in your asshole, bitch I'm not fuckin' around Spin yer head around, I'm puttin' you in the ground Send you back into hell Nobody's gonna live long enough to tell Dracula's Curse will be lifted completely Send me your worst, they will never defeat me 'cause I am the man (Yes I am.) Y'ain't got nothin' I ain't bluffin' I am the man Da fuk [Trevor Belmont, vhat the hell do you vant? Fear me, most sincerely.] Die monster! GTFO bitch! Check out my whip; I won't miss I got you figured out now. I know without doubt I'll win this I'll hit ya so hard, I'll hit the back of ya face; Make haste and waste you, erase you Hate you with all of my hate, eradicate you, dig you eight graves Savin' the day and pavin' the way for makin' every single day great Takin' ya face places. Grazin' away, I ain't here to play games, fukr I have come to vanquish you forever [Should have used the axes, Trevor.] I am gonna whip you so hard Alucard will feel it Yeah! I'll fight you an' I'll win My bloodline'll carry on an' we'll defeat you once again Man, don't even try to pretend I transcend you in every sense. Cut the nonsense I would recommend a pair of depends Go back where you came from friend It's time to ascend so you can descend down to eternally spend A lifetime of makin' amends 'cause I am the wind, and this is the end, fukr I have come to vanquish you forever [Should have used the axes, Trevor.] I am gonna whip you so hard in the nards. Can ya feel this?! (dead)