Sasquatch

Lyrics

[Verse 1] There were some scientists tried to figure the Sasquatch riddle Then they figured out it was a missing link "In Search of Sasquatch" that was a kickass In Search of With Leonard Nimoy kicking out the jams (Ahhh!) [Verse 2] He captured imaginations of people all around the globe His name was Sasquatch so I'm told His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe Of the Indian tribe (Apache tribe) [Verse 3] Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch seems real Take a look at the plastic cast of his foot now you know he's real Listen real close to the audiotape now you will now know he's real Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit no fuckin' way now you know he's real Real (real) real-real (real) real (really real) real real! [Instrumental Break] [Skit] KG: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing JB: No dude, your drumming is kick-ass It's just that the D it's always just been me and KG KG: And we're just not comfortable being a power trio JB: I hope there's no hard feelings [Bridge] Sasquatch (Sasquatch) We know your legend's real Sasquatch (Sasquatch) We know your love is real Sasquatch You and Tenacious D Are Real [Skit] Sasquatch: Tell Tenacious D They were kick-ass Open Mic Host: And who should I tell them said that? Sasquatch: Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend Open Mic Host: Okay [Outro] Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey [Skit] Sasquatch: You know what, you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about Open Mic Host: Oh, Okay, Sure Sasquatch: See ya Open Mic Host: So long