Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

Lyrics

[Intro: Dave Grohl, Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Jack Black & Kyle Gass] I am complete! Fuck Yes, you are fucked Shit out of luck Now I'm complete And my cock you will suck This world will be mine And you're first in line You brought me the pick And now you shall both die Wait, wait Wait you motherfucker We challenge you to a rock-off Give us one chance to rock your socks off Fuck, fuck Fuck The demon code prevents me From declining a rock-off challenge What are your terms? What's the catch? If we win You must take your sorry ass back to Hell And also, you will have to pay our rent And what if I win? Then you can take Kage back to Hell… What? Trust me Kage, it's the only way What the fuck are you talking about? To be your little bitch Fine Let the rock-off begin Aahahahahahaaa! [Verse 1: Dave Grohl] I'm the Devil I love Metal Check this riff It's fucking tasty I'm the Devil, I can do what I want Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt There's never been a rock-off That I've ever lost I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel I'll make him squeal Like my Scarlet Pimpernel [Interlude: Jack Black, Kyle Gass & Both] Noooooo! Come on Kage, bring the thunder There's just no way that we can win That was a masterpiece Listen to me He rocks too hard Because he's not a mortal man Goddammit, Kage! He gonna make you his sex slave You're gonna gargle Mayonnaise No… Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam Dude, we've been through so much shit Deactivated lasers with my dick Now it's time to blow this fucker down! [Verse 2: Jack Black, Kyle Gass & Both] Come on, Kage, now it's time to blow doors down I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to brown town Now we've got to blow this fucker down He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down Come on Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down Oah, we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown Hey Antichrister, Beelzeboss We know your weakness our Rocket Sauce We rock the Casbah and blow your mind We will defeat you for all mankind You hold the scepter, we hold the key You are the Devil, we are the D! [Bridge: Jack Black & Kyle Gass] We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D [Outro: Dave Grohl & Jack Black] You guys are fucking lame Come on Kage, you're coming with me Taste my lightning, fucker NO! Ow! Fuck My fucking horn Oh, no From whence you came You shall remain Until you are complete again No! Fuck you, Kage And fuck you, Jables I'll get you Tenacious D