Lyrics

[Jack & (Kage)] [Sketch] Shush for just one moment, there's something wrong with our electric guitar player (Something wrong with Kones?) Look at him (It's like he's catatonic or something. What's wrong with him?) Do you hear that creepy sound? (I do!) It's like a theremin. It can only mean one thing: he's posessed! (Posessed? By who?) By Satan, of course! [Beelz] I am complete! [Jack & Kage] Fu-uuck [Beelz] Yes, you are fucked Shit out of luck Now I'm complete And my cock you will suck This world will be mine And you're first in line You brought me the pick And now you shall both die [Jack] Wait, wait Wait you motherfucker We challenge you to a rock-off Give us one chance to rock your socks off [Beelz] Fuck, fuck Fuuuuuuck The demon code prevents me From declining a rock-off challenge What are your terms? What's the catch? [Jack] If we win You must take your sorry ass back to Hell And also, you will have to pay our rent [Beelz] And what if I win? [Jack & (Kage)] Then you can take Kage back to Hell... (That sounds like a fair dea- What?) Trust me Kage, it's the only way To be your little bitch [Beelz] Fine I'm the Devil I love Metal Check this riff It's fucking tasty I'm the Devil, I can do what I want Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt There's never been a rock-off That I've ever lost I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel I'll make him squeal Like my Scarlet Pimpernel [Jack & (Kage)] Noooooo! Come on Kyle, let's fight his music with our music (There's just no way that we can win That was a masterpiece) Listen to me (He rocks too hard Because he's not a mortal man) Goddammit, Kage! He's gonna make you his sex slave You're gonna gargle Mayonnaise (*Growls*) Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam (Dude, we've been through so much shit) Deactivated lasers with my dick Now it's time to blow this fucker down! Come on, Kage Now it's time to blow doors down (I hear you Jables Now it's time to blow doors down) Light up the stage 'Cause it's time for a showdown (We'll bend you over Then we'll take you to brown town) Now it's time to blow this fucker down (He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down) Come on Kage 'Cause it's time to blow doors down (Oooh, we'll piledrive ya It's time for the smackdown) Hey Antichrister Beelzeboss We know your weakness Our Rocket Sauce We rock the Casbah And blow your mind We shall defeat you For all mankind You hold the scepter We hold the key You are the Devil We are the D! We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We are the D We beat the Devil, yeah We kicked his fucking ass He tried to eat our soul We turned his ass to grass We're mighty mighty And he owes us fucking rent He is the devil Now his fucking cock is bent And they all say!