King Kong Jam

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[Intro] Kooooooong! [Verse 1] There's a little place I know Where a bunch of funky people live They were looking for a sacrifice One that they had to give [Chorus 1] To King Kong Where did he go wrong? King Kong That's why I wrote this song King Kong They took him to a world Where he don't belong [Verse 2] Had to find a lady to give to Kong To keep that chunky monkey tame He fell in love with Naomi Watts's character I forget her name Okay, I have to admit, I didn't read the script 'Cause I find that it gets in the way Of my acting process, which I've carefully honed And also I don't know how to read [Chorus 2] King Kong Pass the grey poupon King Kong Fighting the Vietkong King Kong Everybody bang a gong For King Kong 'Cause he don't belong [Spoken] Alright, this is where the song gets really personal, so listen up [Verse 3] I show up at the set at a quarter to noon Then I pretend to get a nasty cramp So I could get back to my sweet-ass trailer And take myself a tasty nap Then the director dude would come and pound on my door And say, "Jack, this has got to STOP!" But then the next day, I had my sweet revenge By urinating in his coffee pot [Chorus 3] On the set of King Kong! Wears a massive thong King Kong He got it going on King Kong Jack Black wrote this song [Bridge] So do yourself a favor Please clap along Everybody now Clap with me But do not sing The singing's my job You'll only mess up the song, trust me One, two, three [Chorus 4] King Kong Open in Hong Kong King Kong He listens to Cheech and Chong King Kong This is his theme song [Outro] He's a crazy old gorilla And he guarantee a thrilla And once you see the movie You'll be feeling pretty groovy And a rooby dooby da ba do ba ba bo oh KING KONG!
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