Drive-Thru

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JB: Kage. KG: Yeah? JB: Let's go to the drive-thru. KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'. *vroom noise* EMPLOYEE: May I help you? JB: Yeah, um, uh... EMP: Can I have your order? JB: Yeah, hold on a second I'm looking at the menu. EMP: Okay. JB: Ah... EMP: Would you like to buy some curly fries? JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything. I'll, I'll tell you want I want. EMP: Okay. JB: Um... okay... you know how you got the six-piece nuggets? EMP: Yes, six-piece chicken nuggets. JB: Just, uh, can you just give me four nuggets? I'm trying to... EMP: It comes in six or twelve piece. Would you like to try them? JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wanting a four nugget thing, I'm trying to watch my calorie intake. EMP: It comes in six or twelve piece. JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets. EMP: Alright, four six-piece nuggets. JB: And then um... can I have a Junior Western Bacon Chee. A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee, I'm tryin' to watch my figure. EMP: Western Bacon Cheeseburger. JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee. EMP: Would you like that with onions? JB: No onions. Um... EMP: Okay, Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, twelve-piece chicken nuggets. JB: And um I'm gonna go with a Filet of Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cause it's fish. EMP: Filet o' Fish. JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke, 'cause' I'm trying to watch my figure. Tryin' to lose some of the weight. EMP: You want half, half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke? JB: Um... and a SMALL, a SMALL chocolate shake. Because I'm trying to watch my figure. Not a large, a small. EMP: It comes in medium-small or medium-large. Small chocolate shake. JB: Um, also a small seasoned curlies. SMALL seasoned curlies. EMP: Okay I got small seasoned curlies, Western Bacon Cheeseburger... JB: Okay um... fuck my ass, what else. Give me uh... alright Cherries Jubilee and that's it. EMP: $10.01 JB: Wait, Kage what do you want? KG: Uhh, geez, let me have uhh... I think I want the regular, uh Western Bacon Cheeseburger, large shake, um, seasoned curlies... JB: Oh GOD. Come on with the order. Take forever! KG: That's all I want, that's all I want! JB: Good. How much is that sir? EMP: That will be $14.75 at the window please, please drive up. JB: (To KG) Do you have any money? KG: Oh shoot, umm, oh God, yeah, su-, yeah, I got like... JB: Give it to me. KG: Alright, here. JB: Mmkay. We only have uh... alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order. EMP: Okay thank you. JB: Okay thank you, let's go. *vroom noise*