Cock Pushups

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KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out... JB: Yeah? KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready KG: Yeah? JB: Yeah, I been doin' cock push-ups KG: Cock push-ups? JB: Yeah KG: What are those? JB: It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground KG: Yeah JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground KG: No, that's, that'd be impossible, your cock can support your whole weight? JB: Well not at first KG: Yeah? JB: But over time KG: Hmm, how, how many push-ups can you do? JB: Cock push-ups? KG: Yeah... I guess you could only do one really JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
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- Tenacious D