City Hall / I Believe / Malibu Nights Medley

Lyrics

["City Hall"] [Verse 1] All you people up there in City Hall You're fucking it up for the people that's in the streets This is a song for the people in the streets, not the people City Hall All you motherfuckers in the streets, it's time to rise up Come along children and fucking rise [Verse 2] Lots of times when me and KG are watching All the fucking shit that goes down at City Hall We get the feeling we should fuck shit up Yeah, we should fucking start a riot A riot! [Verse 3] We have 'em screaming in the streets We have tipping over shit and breaking fucking windows of small businesses And settin' fuckin' fires And settin' fuckin' fires And settin' fuckin' fires [Verse 4] And then after the smoke has cleared And the rubble has been swept away Me and KG will peek out our heads We've been watching the riots on a monitor Twenty floors below sea level From a bunker We did it Rage-Kage We beat the bastards of City Hall Maniacal laughter But now what will we do? We must rebuild But who will lead us in the rebuilding process? Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how And the elbow grease To lead us to a new land No, not me and KG We don't have the cognitive capacity to lead Alright, we'll do it! [Chorus] We'll lead as Two Kings We'll lead as Two Kings Ah-aaahh (We'll lead as Two Kings) Haa-aah We'll lead as Two Kings [Verse 5] The first decree Is to legalize marijuana The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long You old fucking shrivs Who blocked its legalization You're banished from the land! [Chorus] We'll lead as Two Kings We'll lead as Two Kings A-haaaaaaa (We'll lead as Two Kings) Ha-ah, ah-a Lead as Two Kings [Verse 6] The second decree No more pollution No more car exhaust Or ocean dumpage From now on we will travel in tubes [Chorus] We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah We'll fucking lead as Two Kings Get the scientists working On the tube technology immediately (Tube technology) Chop, chop, let's go [Verse 7] Third decree No more Rich people And poor people From now on We will all be the same Umm... I don't know I gotta think about that [Chorus] We'll lead as Two Kings Ah-yah-ah-ha-ha Ah-yah-ah-ha-hah Ha-ha-ho-hee Ho-ha-ho-hee Ha-ha-ho-hoh [Verse 8: Jack Black & (Kyle Gass)] Oh my God (Ahh... What) Dude, the red phone is flashing (Oh, yeah) Let me scoop that up Hello? Two Kings (Who is it) What? No! No fucking way (What) Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho You gotta go down there (Oh my God... What?) Dude, I gotta stay here (Why do I have to go?) Please! Please (Oh, God, okay, fine) Awesome... Is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament Alright, Parliament, I know this is fucked up But, Rage, he can't be King anymore Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees Seriously, let's make him Duke Like a kickass Duke Or "Leader Formerly Known as King" But, uh-oh, he's coming back [Chorus] We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes We'll really lead as Two Kings [Verse 9: Jack Black & (Kyle Gass)] (Uh, dude) Rage (I went all over Idaho) Yeah? (Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere) What? There was no famine (Yeah, there was no famine, no) Dude (I don't know what's uh...) A toast... (A toast?) Long live The D (Alright, long live The D) Clinking of glasses Long live me! I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine (What?) For the good of the land (You poi-? I poisoned yours, haha, as well) Noooooo! No [Bridge] City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall [Verse 10] People inside me are asking me to smoke up City Hall 'Cause no one here is talking People inside me are asking me to blow up City Hall 'Cause no one here is rockin' People inside me are asking me to blow up City Hall 'Cause everyone is Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots Everyone is Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots Everyone is Rock 'Em Sock 'Em – Go! Oh! [Outro: Jack Black & (Kyle Gass)] *messy guitar picking* Don't– Cut that part out (We've got it) [Skit: "I Believe"] JB: Um, do you believe in God? KG: I believe, I believe JB: You do? KGI believe in God I believe in God JB: *Laughs* You do? KG: I believe in God JB: *Laughs* Do you? KG: I believe in God [Hidden Track: "Malibu Nights"] [Intro: Jack Black & (Kyle Gass)] (Yeah, but you didn't fucking come out with this one) *Plays riff* I got some lyrics [Verse] Malibu nights, tangerine dreams Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams Malibu, makin' a poo Stinky poo, lookin' at you Because it's time for my breakfast, it's time for some cheese It's time for the stink, time for the breeze Time for the, ha-leeeeee