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[Verse] I said Bill, why did you splooge? Up on our dress And make a new party dress I said Bill, why did you splooge? Ya made such a mess On our [?] new party dress I said Bill, why did you splooge? Now ya had to confess Why did ya splooge on our party dress? I said Bill, why did you splooge? Bill, why did you splooge? Jack scatting meanwhile [Spoken: Jack Black / KG] Hey, (Shit) fuckin'- Makes noises to a tune Aw, shit! Laughs This was unannounced... Laughs We had- Takes a breath Oh! Oh, shit! Continues laughing Bill... We didn't mean- That's weird timing, listen: We don't kn- We hate republicians [Bill] JB... KG I'm gonna forget I heard that song [JB] Oh, please... [Bill] JB, KG [JB] Oh, [?] [Bill] It's such a pleasure to be hеre tonight Ladies and Gentlеmen, can we give it up for Tenacious D? [JB] Ah... Crowd clapping No, no [Bill] Thank you very much [JB] What are you doing here? [Bill] Well... [JB] Loudly laughing What are you doing here? [JB] Yeah, yeah! [Bill] I'm such a huge fan of Tenacious D Why am I here this evening, you might ask... Well, Sunday, 4th October... Kicks off the 1998 (?) routes Town hall, to Town Hall Supreme, Grass routes Power to promoting to Family Values And I thought, "I should start here tonight" I thought I'd drop by, just dropped off [?] route Honor A- And I had someone with me, who is a extra huge fan of Tenacious D [JB] Who is that? [Bill] My daughter Monic- uh- Chelsea [JB] Monica Chelsea? [Bill] No, no, it's Chelsea She is a big huge fa- she has one song of yours that she is such a fan of, do you know what that song it is, JB and KG? [JB] What? [Bill] W-Take a guess [JB] Kielbasa Sausage?, That's a brand new one- [Bill / JB] No, no, no, no, no. . . That's my favourite song (Oh) JB (Yeah?) KG If you could sing. . . For me For Chelsea...