A Funny Thing Happened to me Today

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A funny thing happened to me today While I was standing waiting for a bus to come I started thinking about all the things that I've never done All I do anymore is look at my phone To make it better My mind suggests a walk home Googled something within a matter of avenues And I cursed the day I was ever born But that's just me I make it hard on myself Unnecessarily, or so it seems Could it be That I may thrive On catastrophizing Everything that happens in my life? A funny thing happened to me today While I was idling sideways in my living room I noticed every imperfection on the wall Every particle of dust And I felt the bigger picture I thought 'How do I fix it?' How did I not realize just how bad the problem's got This would all be fine Had I been a bit stricter Conditions correspond directly with the way I fought But that's just me I find the worst in myself Commit to it Yeah, I get into it Could it be That I may thrive On catastrophizing Everything that happens in my life It doesn't matter who disagrees I'm fucking up all the time and that's not wrong I've learned to wrangle Never to strangle All of the forces that aim to do me harm It's all a part of me It's instability I can't kill it but that doesn't mean I've never tried It always comes back It'll always come back Why not invite it and let it stare back? It'll always stare back Just let it take me It'll just take over anyway It'll just take over anyway A funny thing happened to me today Just like everyday