Well Known Ass Hole

Lyrics

(Intro) [From Spaceballs] Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow? Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! (Chorus) x2 Well known asshole That's what they know me as A well known asshole Everybody call me that [Verse 1] I got a knot in my pocket and I'm headed to the strip The cops looking at me like I'm bout to sell a brick An obnoxious prick I'm impossible to fix My capital was thick so they hopping on my dick See, there's levels to this shit I'm stepping in the mix I'm too hot I even got the devil getting sick See my clique's phenomenal They always getting hit With lawsuits because somebody tried to run their lips Got a bitch that got a bitch They're rich off of counterfeit Dollars they invented inside their establishment Holler if you need me I got all the weed and Coke and alcohol you need See, I'm greedy I'm eating at the table alone I ain't feeding Nobody that didn't help me bring it through the door In case you didn't know I'm just an asshole An OG that paved the way for all you hoes I'm a- (Broken Chorus) Well known asshole That's what they know me- [Verse 2] I never bust a sweat I love hugging techs (why) My chick broke up with me I'm fucking up her legs I'll shit in your breakfast if you ever disrespect The type that'll leave your momma seven different texts Send her a picture while I'm sipping on the sto-ries Lol--and my dick as an emoji See them utter "low key" Won't nobody hold me Come over to your home at 4:10 in the morning (Ding) Standing at the door in a bath robe and [?] Yelling at your hoe in the bed room (I'm horny) Yeah, I like to party--especially in my underwear Leave it to me--I'll get drunker than any nigga there Swinging on the chandelier, Tear it off the ceiling And leave the telling without paying incidental I'm mentally challenged, chemical imbalance My liver is shriveled, I need a physical analysis A dirt bag I'm the pinnacle of savage Grabbing bitches by their ass to get them mad It's the bad guy Pissing you off is my talent My heart's full malice and covered in callus I'm a- (Chorus) x2 [Verse 3] (You are an asshole, man) Add it to the liquor store to cop me a 40 Went into the freezer, took it out, then I poured it In a cup and drank it, didn't even pay him And walked right out with a Franklin in my hand I don't give a damn I'm the man and they know that Knock on a cop's window, offer him a doughnut I'm the type of nigga that shows up at a hoe's cut After we fuck, I throw up on her sofa Soaked in the mimosa Go to her bedroom and grope All over her room late when I'm sober I'm out of control I'm nowhere in the solar system My mind is beyond your existence Hopeless! Penny with a hole in it, focused On the wrong shit, annoying on purpose Irritating, Urking I'm ill enough to burp in the first lady's face And slap her ass when I'm smirking (Chorus) x2 (Fuck you asshole) x5