Hands Up

Lyrics

And now back to our regularly scheduled program [Chorus: Monica Blaire] Hey! To all my people in the place to be Once again making history I'm not kidding, no I'm not kidding Put your hands up right now Hey! I know you came out to get drunk We ain't acting all like just to fuck you up I'm just kidding (naw for real) Put your hands up right now [Verse 1: Swifty McVay] I be at them devilish parties, acting retarded Your women screaming at me like cerebral palsy I'm stealing alcohol while I'm holding my balls And I still be at the bar way after the last call Calling for my part of the (?) And asking my girl for sex knowing that it's six in the morning I party like a rock star, standing on stage in my boxers Spray painting my chest as they all watch me Holla out: "whoo", next thing I do: Swallow some shrooms, piss over the dressing room Was mixing my drinks, now I'm starting to see things When women walk past me I'm grabbing their g-strings Pulling their back and as they start to smack me, I'm ducking Put her over my shoulders and fuck 'em And wake up next morning, bump pillow talkin' I'm pouring Bacardi dark on 'em while they're snoring [Chorus: Monica Blaire] Hey! To all my people in the place to be Once again making history I'm not kidding, no I'm not kidding Put your hands up right now Hey! I know you came out to get drunk We ain't acting all like just to fuck you up I'm just kidding (naw for real) Put your hands up right now [Verse 2: Swifty McVay] Cup of Hennessy, shot of adrenaline I walk through the party and my drawers are Timberlands The next morning I'm not remembering a damn thing But I'm in a bed with women From different nationalities, a Spanish mommy'll tackle me She tried to tie me up with her panties Mouth full of xannies, I'm out on the balcony I bust my ass quick and nobody's helping me I threw up on the hotel manager He called the police to grab me, he was mad as fuck And I was cuffed to the banister laughing He can't stop us, we're having a blast I'm on the way to the precinct, I'm calm though Right when we was walking out the condo Whispered in the chick's ear, calm and mellow: "Y'all can follow or bail me out tomorrow" [Chorus: Monica Blaire] Hey! To all my people in the place to be Once again making history I'm not kidding, no I'm not kidding Put your hands up right now Hey! I know you came out to get drunk We ain't acting all like just to fuck you up I'm just kidding (naw for real) Put your hands up right now [Verse 3: Swifty McVay] Monday morning, I got up yawning I walked outta jail with all my belongings In the parking lot, everybody was snoring Till my dawg woke up outta sleep: "yo I'm hungry!" We hit the pancake house, no doubt Swallowed the food down and walked on out Hit the barbecue at my partner's house Had a keg of cognac and knocked it down My people acting like basset hounds Sniffing around trying to find him a model Passing out bottles, yeah it's a trend And I might go to jail all over again [Chorus: Monica Blaire] Hey! To all my people in the place to be Once again making history I'm not kidding, no I'm not kidding Put your hands up right now Hey! I know you came out to get drunk We ain't acting all like just to fuck you up I'm just kidding (naw for real) Put your hands up right now [Bridge] Now, if you're down with Swifty McVay Y'all know ya gotta rep this crew D12 in the house on the count of 3 Let me hear y'all say: D12! D12! Say D12! D12! Say Swift McVay! Swift McVay Throw your hands up right now What! Yeah Tell 'em Blaire [Chorus: Monica Blaire] Hey! To all my people in the place to be Once again making history I'm not kidding, no I'm not kidding Put your hands up right now Hey! I know you came out to get drunk We ain't acting all like just to fuck you up I'm just kidding (naw for real) Put your hands up right now