Dentist!

Album cover art for "Dentist!" by Steve Martin & Tisha Campbell & Michelle Weeks & Tichina Arnold & Bill Murray

Steve Martin & Tisha Campbell & Michelle Weeks & Tichina Arnold & Bill Murray - Pop, Doo-Wop

Dentist!

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Lyrics

[ORIN] When I was young and just a bad little kid My mama noticed funny things I did Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun I'd poison guppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussy cat and bash its head That's when my mama said [Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon] What did she say? [Orin] She said "My boy, I think someday You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay" You'll be a dentist (You'll be a dentist) You have a talent for causing things pain (Pain) Son, be a dentist (Son, be a dentist) People will pay you to be inhumane (Inhumane) Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist You'll be a success [Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon] Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? [PATIENT] That hurts, wait, I'm not numb [ORIN] Eh, shut up, open wide, here I come I am your dentist (Goodness gracious) And I enjoy the career that I picked (Love it) I am your dentist (Fitting braces) And I get off on the pain I inflict (Really love it) I thrill when I drill a bicuspid (Ooh, bicuspid) It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted (Dentist) And though it may cause my patients distress (Distress) Somewhere, somewhere in Heaven above me I know, I know that my mama's proud of me Oh, mama 'Cause I'm a dentist And a success Say ah! (Ah) Say ah! (Ah) Say ah! (Ah) Now spit!

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Credits

Writers
  • Alan Menken
  • Howard Ashman