Game Sequence #1: What Would We Do Without You? / Gun Song

Lyrics

[THE WIFE] What would i do without You [THE HUSBAND] What would you all like to do? [THE YOUNGER WOMAN] Oooo [THE YOUNGER MAN] I know [THE YOUNGER WOMAN] What? [THE YOUNGER MAN] Charades [THE WIFE] I don't think so [THE YOUNGER MAN] Monopoly [THE HUSBAND] Drinks [THE YOUNGER MAN] Okay Scrabble? [THE YOUNGER WOMAN] Nooo, Clue! You know Colonel Mustard in the parlor With the candlestick [THE OBSERVER] How about "Whom in This Room" Everyone's played I assume? You know the one If you had a gun And just one shot, remember now It's strictly in fun Whom in this room would you Boom! It takes a lot of men to make a gun Hundreds Many men to make a gun Men in the mines to dig the iron Men in the mills to forge the steel Men in at machines to turn the barrel Mold the trigger, shape the wheel It takes a lot of men to make a gun One gun [THE WIFE] And all you have to do is Move your little finger Move your little finger and Click You can change the world Why should you be blue when You've your little finger Prove how just a little finger can Change the world [THE HUSBAND] What a wonder is a gun What a versatile invention First of all when you've a gun Click Everybody pays attention When you think of what must done Think of all that it can do Remove a scoundrel Unite a party Preserve the Union Promote the sales of my book [THE WIFE] HA! [THE HUSBAND] Insure my future My niche in history And then the world will see That I am not a man to overlook, aha [THE YOUNGER MAN] And all you have to do is Squeeze your little finger Ease your little finger back Click You can change the world Whatever else is true You trust your little finger Just a single little finger can change the world [THE YOUNGER WOMAN] I got a really great gun Shit, where is it No its really great, wait Shit, where is it Anyway it's just a 38 but It's a gun You can make a state- -ment, even if you fail it Tells them who you are Where you stand This one was on sale it No, not the shoe Well actually the shoe was too No that's not it Shit, I had it here- Got it! Yay, there it is And all you have to do is Crook your little finger Hook your little finger round and [The gun fires. Everyone but the younger woman shouts in alarm.] Shit I shot it [THE WIFE] You can change the world [EVERYONE] Change the world Simply follow through and Look, your little finger can [YOUNGER MAN] Slow them down [THE YOUNGER WOMAN] To a crawl [THE WIFE] Show them all [THE HUSBAND] Big and small [EVERYONE] It took a little finger no time to Change the world