My Girlfriend’s Dead

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I once had a girlfriend But then one day she dumped me And everywhere I'd go People would ask me where she was [Chorus] I don't want to talk about her Someone always asks about her So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead [Verse 2] I say it's leukemia Or sometimes bulimia Or a great big truck ran her over And chopped off her head [Chorus] I don't want to talk about her Someone always asks about her So I tell them all she's dead [Verse 3] I guess there's a part of me That likes the sympathy Or the looks on their faces when I tell them How she passed away [Chorus] I don't want to talk about her Someone always asks about her So I tell them all she's dead [Bridge] My girlfriend's dead, you see It's a total lie, but it's easier on me Than having to admit she likes someone else My girlfriend's dead, you know Please change the subject or I'm going to go Jump off a building and join her in heaven [Chorus] I don't want to talk about her But someone always asks about her So I tell them all she's dead [Verse 1] I once had a girlfriend But then one day she dumped me And everywhere I'd go People would ask me where she was [Chorus] I don't want to talk about her Someone always asks about her So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead [Chorus] I don't want to talk about her Someone always asks about her So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead