Lyrics

[Intro] Your brother said that we should get real jobs And pay our way like everybody else [Verse 1] Well, maybe we could buy a house and we could have a kid Spend our days on Facebook, such happy days on Facebook And share Daily Mail stories about David Beckham's kids With pithy little insults, such pissy little insults If it's what you need Then it works for me [Verse 2] We'll write bitter little letters to the council 'bout the bins And sign them from the neighbors, you'll sign them from the neighbours And when they come a knockin', I'll prеtend that you're not in I've nеver liked the neighbours, you know I've never liked the neighbours And they don't like me And they don't like me [Chorus] Maybe when we're thirty, baby, we can get a dog And once a year, we'll go out and we'll watch the War On Drugs Maybe when we're thirty, baby, we can get a dog And once a year, we'll go out and we'll watch the War On Drugs [Post-Chorus] If it's what you need Then it works for me [Verse 3] Baby, when we're seventy and the rain gets to our legs I'll whisk you off on cruises, I'll take you off on cruises And read the Daily Telegraph and sleep in separate beds And not make the excuses, and not make the excuses If it's what you need Then it works for me [Verse 4] If we make it to our eighties, we can lie out in the nude And we can take up smoking, and we can take up smoking And look through the obituaries for people that were rude And laugh until we're choking, we'll laugh until we're choking If it's what you need Then it works for me [Chorus] Maybe when we're thirty, baby, we can get a dog And once a year, we'll go out and we'll watch the War On Drugs Maybe when we're thirty, baby, we can get a dog And once a year, we'll go out and we'll watch the War On Drugs Maybe when we're thirty, baby, we can get a dog And once a year, we'll go out and we'll watch the War On Drugs Maybe when we're thirty, baby, maybe when we're thirty, baby Maybe when we're thirty, baby, maybe when we're thirty, baby [Instrumental Outro]