Kutcher

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Why'd you always try to fuck with my hair? You mocked my haircut again So I got some scissors and cut it off And now I can't go out in public I look like a suburban monk I guess I got punk'd because [Chorus] Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you I just wanted to be your Demi Moore [Verse 2] You fuck with my system again I'll take your favourite pen I'll take your t shirt and put it in the wash Then when you go out in public Your fabric will be fucking soft I guess you got punk'd 'cause [Chorus] Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you I just wanted to be your Demi Moore [Bridge] But they're not together anymore [Outro] I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star See I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star