Who Don’t Like Kids

Lyrics

[Intro] Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? [Verse 1] You got a cigar, here's a couple more Because the offspring are springing through swinging doors Into a world of "Ain't he cute, he looks a lot like his father" And here comes another Of that proof that I'm not just a vegetable The little proof that I'm more than a mineral The little proof that I'm just like the next guy Whoever he may be [Chorus] Who don't like kids, who don't like kids? Crawl, walk, running around Living proof that I'm really sound They'll ensure I'm always around [Verse 2] And your bit and my bit'll do their dance To body rumblings and tumblings and rote romance And all the while I'm thinking, deeply thinking Hey, what's it gonna be, sod or celebrity? [Pre-Chorus] (Boy or girl) (Boy or girl) Oh, well it's off to work and so long, baby Kiss 'em goodbye for me [Chorus] Who don't like kids, who don't like kids? Crawl, walk, running around Living proof that I'm really sound They'll ensure I'm always around [Post-Chorus] Who don't like kids? (Who don't like kids?) Who don't like kids? (Who don't like kids?) Who don't like kids? (Who don't like kids?) [Verse 3] There's more in the wings, shall we bring them on Or shall we just sit and talk 'til the early morning And then recite sweet nothings, sweet, sweet nothings In everybody's ear? [Bridge] Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? [Chorus] Crawl, walk, running around Living proof that I'm really sound They'll ensure I'm always around Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? The living proof that I'm really sound They'll ensure I'm always around Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? Who don't like kids? The living proof that I'm really sound They'll ensure I'm always around [Outro] Who don't like kids?